Thursday, July 26, 2007

Singapore's Hammer Prodigy Injured.



Yesterday at 1030 Singapore Time, Singapore's Hammer prodigy, 21 yr old Toh Wei De suffered a freak accident during training that dislocated both his shoulders. Eyewitnesses said that it happened all too soon while he was doing the snatch. A quick and responsive training buddy who declined to be named, quickly called for an ambulance in crucial time and saved Toh from the grasp of death. He who shall not be named is a great man.

Toh was then rushed to NUH where he received treatment. After 3 hours of intensive treatment, he emerged in one piece literally and figuratively. He said, "They gave me some injection and i fell asleep, when i woke up everything was ok".

He also said that he need to take a break from training while he has resumed his normal lifestyle of going to school and wanking at home. He said, "I know many more dislocations are to come but my shoulder was loose to start with.

AFP (ALL too FREE PEOPLE)

Sunday, July 15, 2007

A complete round.

Come 17th July, it would have been 6 yrs now. Why i remember it so clearly is because, a photocopy of the picture that came out on 18th July's Straits Times sits on my desk. Along with pictures of Bil Neider, Parry O'Brien and Lars Riedel. It has been six years since i won that National Schools Discus gold medal. The one victory that kickstarted some great throwing days in my life. Of course NS put a comma to it and that sentence has been very hard to continue since.

I also remember another thing, that Wei De was not in the team for throwing cos that yr, he was still bitten by the CounterStrike fever and never came for trg. So naturally Fok left him out for discus. Then during one training session, i was throwing discus and Wei De ask me to let him throw my discus. I remember i rudely told him to fuck off because there was no polite way of saying that. Wei De cried cos i never let him throw the discus.

Now Wei De is the reigning Akira/Swift Meet Champion and he beats me at all trgs. Therefore, lessons learnt:

  1. Dun be mean to people, or it will come back at you sometime or the other.
  2. Wei De was a sissy(he cry until the IJ girls who were trg there scared of us)...that played counterstrike. (last time atleast)

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Its not over....

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken:
The crownless again shall be king.

Lord of The Rings.

I began this post wanting to right about how i got injured in 3 places in the same leg. I changed my mind when i was browsing for an appropriate quote and stumbled upon this quote.

Nothing more needs to be said, everything that has happened is written, the rest, i have to write.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Personal grooming

I've just received a not at all shocking news from Vicky. He've been hitted by a GAY on MRT. As i've mentioned, i am not at all surprised. His terrorist look with long un-shaven beard certainly earn points for those GAY targets. Somemore, he've got well-toned muscles and dark skin. His Low foreheard depicts an un-intelligent creature and certainly, the GAYS always have the perception that black skin males have LARGE and LONG "3rd leg".

Guess what? He was suggesting to me, he need a girlfriend, so that GAYs will not hit on him again.

Getting a girlfriend, to ward off GAYS? doesn't help. It is the image that you present yourself! Vicky, look at me. I've never been approached by a GAY. Infact, they are afraid of me. You know why? i always give that cheeky face. At 1 look, they know that I am frequent customer at Geylang (which i actually don't, unlike wenxu. haha). Even so, if they ever talk to me, my cockster remarks will turn them off.

Vicky, you've got a role model to look upon to. =x

Friday, June 22, 2007

Try again...

A lot of people have called me asking me who is this girl I am having a crush on. I asked them why not they just call you like you requested them to. Seems that your hp is busy. Are you still spending all your time talking to that MILF???

I dont know why you keep imagining that i am going to hook up with Priscilla. If you really want to watch 2 indians dancing then the guy fighting you should just rent a tamil vcd. Or buy it, its only 15 bucks. Or visit Aiyoo and watch it for free. Honestly, i am just not that good in dancing and fighting.
Rest assured, when i see a girl i like, i will say, "Wei De, i like that girl" and not "She's not my type".

Just like trying to miss the earth when you point downwards and trying to miss the sky when u point upwards.

I bet that was a chinese proverb direct translated and its just hilarious...So dont do it.

NB: WD, i put a nice tamil songs for you 2 watch...enjoy.



This the reason why india soccer cannot go world cup..Got unmarked man in the 6 yard box.

This is my favourite tamil movie fight scene. But uploader request not to allow embedding, so click the link.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Trying very hard

Hey come on... At least i am trying.. i am really inspired to become a motivational speaker. Who knows? i will be the next Adam Khoo. Wat you think? WeiDe motivation company PTE. Lmited.

Vicky, you must have the guts to proposed your true love to this girl, who is going to studying in NUS. right? You have been telling me about her almost every trainning.. I know whoooo....=x. All those who wanna know this girl whom vicky has a crush on, can contact my Handphone number, 91078863 and add my MSN, toh_wei_de@hotmail.com. HAhahz

Come on, you and her are destined to be with each other. The chances of you 2 together, is Just like trying to miss the earth when you point downwards and trying to miss the sky when u point upwards.

Remember my words:

"scared of no-one but yourself" - WeiDe-2007-

Motivational Wei De

After trg today...

Me: Shit, i just cannot find the right technique..
WD: Eh, come one...you know what Einstein said..(pause)..eh who invented the light bulb ah...
ME: (Laughing uncontrollably) EDISON!!(and i start laughing hysterically)
WD: After failing 1000 times he still persevere, then people ask him how come he never give up. Then he said, "Everytime i fail, (starts laughing seeing me laughing)...shit i forgot what he said alr"
ME: (Still laughing......)

Now you see why i not doing well...When he try to motivate me, i just end up laughing..

Anyways, WD recommended me to watch these vids, so i might as well put them up as well.









And this is just wrong.